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The Birthday Paddle
So now someone is actually trying to make a profit from Birthday Spankings.. damn, why didn't I think of that? But wait. If you read the fine print on the paddle, it says something like.. Surely you would never use this wooden paddle with a picture of a sexy young lady bending over, and even though it has the words "Birthday Spankings!" written right on it.. just have your friends sign it!
Haaa HA HAAAA!!!!
Sign it??? Something tells me the makers are just trying to avoid a lawsuit in case the spanking goes overboard. We all know what people are really going to do with this paddle when they get their hands on it. Below are a few examples: |
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Birthday Spanking Paddle
Part 2
If you look closely at the spanker. What does she have in her hands? That's right! The Birthday Spanking paddle! Sure it has a few signatures, but they are probably from people who spanked her with it.
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Birthday Spanking Paddle
Part 3
And what do we have here? The Birthday Spanking paddle making an appearance again! Don't see any signatures on it this time. And I can't believe that guy can't be bothered to stand up to administer a swat. Lazy bastard. I'm sure our readers could do a much better job. Maybe we should appoint several people in every major city to handle birthday spankings, and that way we know the job will be done right! Who's with me?
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Oh yea... here's two more. Case closed. |
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Apple Spanking Wine..
Give this tasty drink to a woman and she will throw herself over your knee within minutes! Just kidding. I have no idea what the deal is with this.
However after a quick search I was able to find a mixed drink called "Spanking". What a great icebreaker this could be!
Imagine the following conversation at your next party:
You: Hi, would you like a spanking?
Guest: Excuse me?
You: I said, would you like a spanking? Everyone is trying it!
Guest: What kind of party is this?
If she starts to get angry, tell her to calm down and say it's just a drink and you can't believe she hasn't heard of it. But if she says she would like a spanking.. screw the drink, and take her to the nearest vacant bedroom and give her what she wants!
Here's the recipe for the drink
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School Yearbook
This is a yearbook that someone was selling on Ebay a while ago. I guess they figured it would sell faster if they took a picture of a page with a spanking on it. Well.. it did sell!
Here's a close-up of the picture in question. It looks like it's from a play or musical called "Men Are Like Street Cars". I did a few searches, but can only find a blues CD under that name. |
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Spanking Arts & Crafts..
Somebody has been bad. |
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Halloween is coming
Remember folks, when choosing a costume pick something with a little spanking appeal. For guys & girls looking to spank: School teacher with cane, mean priest or nun with cane, a pirate with a flat sword. Trust me, especially for the teacher costumes, you will have women bending over for you without even being asked. For those looking to get spanked, the classic school girl outfit and french maid costumes are guaranteed to be a hit ;-). Don't worry about being called a spank-slut. You can simply blame your actions on Halloween.. just like a drunk blames his behaviour on alcohol. |
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Spanking Kit
For those of you looking to try a little spanking in your relationship, here is some friendly advice..
DON'T BUY SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THIS!
Enough said.
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Game show?
I have no idea what is going on here, but I like it. Maybe it is some sort of audience participation thing on a beach.. who knows? This beats a wet t-shirt contest in my opinion. I wonder if the other girls got spanked too. I will do a little searching and try to update you folks on the situation. Sorry for the small picture.. it's all I have at the moment.
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Just begging for it..
Some young ladies walk around all day just begging for a guy to spank them. They purposely do bratty and naughty things hoping they will get caught and put over your knee. Guys, you must learn to spot these bad girls and hand out the discipline accordingly. Here is your first test: Is this girl doing anything wrong in this picture? |
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Birthday Girl
Just read the hat..
Cheers!
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Until next time..
The Editor
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