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The
Spanking Bear!
Obviously from a different time, as I'm not sure how well this would
go over if sold today. I laugh when I think about someone actually
showing this to a friend or relative! When turned on, the moma bear
spanks the baby bear while he kicks and squeals. What's even funnier
is that I've seen these selling on auction sites for as high as $600!
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Spanking
Video Game
I have to admit, when I first saw this I honestly thought it was a
joke and not a real video game. But it is! Invented by the Japanese
(of course), you get to choose from 8 characters to spank. The brochure
says at the end of the game, the machine will print out a card outlining
the player's sexual behavior. Click picture to enlarge. |
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Lifting and Spanking
Machine
O.k now if my understanding is correct, these contraptions
were sort of like jokes used at carnivals and shows. I'll let you
read about it yourself. Click the picture for a complete description
of this wacky device. |
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Invisible Paddle Machine
Here's another one from the same catalog. Note both devices
use a 32-calibre blank cartridge for effect! Click the picture to
read all about it. |
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Spanker
From the same makers as above, used for those special "initiation"
parties. And yes, you guessed it. They found a way to put a 32-calibre
blank cartridge in this device too! Click the picture to read all
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Handspanked Burger
Hey why not! This picture has been on joke sites for years, but the
restaurant actually exists. After a quick search I was able to find
it here: www.theclubhousebarandgrill.com.
If you want a double burger, order the "spank me twice".
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Spanking Watch
I want one of these! This poor guy gets paddled every minute of the
day...which works out to be 1440 times. That's gotta hurt! I saw this
for sale on Ebay a few years ago.
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Wife Beaters Permit
Now this is just wrong! Made back in 1957, this sign might
have been a big laugh for a lot of folks then, but putting this on
your wall today will surely mean instant death! Click picture to enlarge |
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Don't look at me like that. I don't
make the news, I just print it! I don't understand the last part of
this sign. Can someone translate that secret code and email me? Click
picture to enlarge. |
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Gentlemen, we need a new "eye
catcher" for the banner on our sign. Here's something that will
get peoples' attention! John, you will be in charge of giving out
the spankings. Click picture to enlarge. |
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For some reason this figure makes
me laugh everytime I look at it. I'm not sure if it's the expression
on the faces, or that I am just easily amused. Click picture to enlarge. |
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Here's an old ad for women's gloves,
that sort of implies they are so soft even a spankin' will feel good.
Sort of makes you say hmmm....
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This one had me scratching my head.
A child's tea set with a girl getting a spanking for some unknown
reason. Click the picture to enlarge. And click
here for a pic of just the saucers. |
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Record album cover for "Spank
Your Blank Blank" By Morris Jefferson. Here's a listing of the
songs in case your wondering:
SIDE ONE
TO SPANK WITH LOVE
DR. SPANK
SPANK A LITTLE BIT
SIDE TWO
SPANK IT CHILD PLEASE
SPANK YOUR BLANK BLANK
SPANK YOUR THANG
A SPANKING GOOD TIME
And no I'm not making this up! Click pic to enlarge.
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Now that's a paddle!
Have you ever wanted to spank three people at once? Ask these sorority
chicks if you can borrow their paddle.
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The Editor
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