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Well if that don't beat all. World's first robotic spanking machine
So you've had a long day at work, come home, and the wife or girlfriend
is being a brat...just begging for a spanking. What do you do? Spank
her of course! But what if your just too plum tuckered out to even
raise your hand over your head, let alone the energy to dish out a
good spanking to your bad girl? Well, the folks at DD Machinery have
the answer for you.
Protected by patent and two years in the making, the Robospanker
will not only tan naughty behinds, it is supposedly an excellent way
to work out and stay fit as well.
While in a standing position, the hands are strapped to a little
trolley car that slowly glides up a track bringing the person to
an almost tip-toe position. Then the trolly travels back down the
track, until the miscreate is in a bent over position with their
hands almost touching the floor.... And then.....WHACK! A paddle
crisply smacks the errant behind and the whole process starts over
A very cleaver idea indeed!
Now I have seen a few other spanking machines before, but this is
the first that actually puts the person in a bent over position,
and then gives them a swat.
Built to last the Robospanker
is powered by a 1/4 hp electric motor, and is constructed out of
1 1/2 inch steel tubing. The Robospanker
also comes with a one year parts and labor warranty, and the manufacturer
says that due to its heavy duty construction it should be dishing
out firm spankings for years.
I can't help to let my imagination go wild with things I would like
to see added to this device. Like a built in speaker to scold the
bent over brat between swats. It could say random phrases like:
"I hope your learning a lesson!" and "Are you going
to behave?" Also I'm sure the folks from the UK would want
a cane attachment of some sort...those cheeky monkeys!
Still not convinced? Well if you live in the North Carolina area,
the website says your welcome to drop by and try it out. I wonder
if they plan on putting out an infomercial on late night T.V too.
I'll stay up to watch it!
You can see the Robospanker in all its glory at:
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